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PHLEBOTOMY 101

2009-03-20T07:43:00.002+08:00

*ang kwentong ito ay intended para sa mga medtech at other allied health cheverlyn.

Phlebotomy: (n) the collection of blood from a vein.

Eto ang kwento:

Isang araw, habang kame ay nasa duty at nagtotoxic-toxican, may dumating na specimen (blood) sakin at sabi:

Nanay betty: 'day, THH 'day (TSH un, mashonda na kasi..)
Ako: Huh? bakit ganito? (ang request ay: TSH, T3 at T4 (Thyroid exam) bakit ba ako nagtataka?)
Nanay betty: Galing sa taas yan 'day (newborn ang patient, nasa pedia ward)
Ako: Huh? bakit nasa BLUE TOP (citrated tube) e thyroid exam to?! pang PT, PTT ang tube!!!
Nanay betty: ay ewan ko 'day!
Ako: Akyat muna ako sa pedia!

At inakyat ko ang pedia sa 4th floor (actually nag elevator ako).
Sa nurse's station, nandun ang "bespren" naming duktor/medtech na bonggang bonggang pinagmamalaki nya na "medtech din ako!". Anyway, so nandun sya, nakikipagtalakan sa mga aswang (bantay ng mga pasyente) sa station.

Doc bespren: Chenes chenes cheverlou! dun kayo sa private!

Habang ako..

Ako: Ate (sa nurse) kasi itong blood, pang Protime lang to..e thyroid exam ung request...dapat sa plain tube (red tube, color coded kasi ang mga tube na lalagyan ng blood depende sa test na gagawin).
Nurse: Ha?! Nako...pano ba yan...
Ako: Sino ba nagbigay sa inyo ng tube?
Nurse: Ung naka-blue sa nyo na lalaki, ung may edad na..

So may idea na'ko kung sino. Ung trainee namin.

Ako: E sino nag-extract?
Nurse: Si duktora..

Si doc bespren ay biglang nagparinig na "Walang bawian ha.."
Napaisip ako, ako ba ang pinariringgan ng bruhang to?

Ako sa nurse: repeat na lang, or kung may request sana na protime, go na 'to.
Doc bespren: bakit ano yon? (hindi sya tumitingin sakin..may anting-anting ata ako.)

Hindi makapag-isip ng tamang alibi si nars.

Nurse: e kasi doc...ano e...
Ako: Kasi po doc, nasa blue top po ung blood, e thyroid exam po ung request...
Doc bespren sa nurse: O diba may saved serum yan? (bakit nasa station ang blood?! bahala nga sila..)
Nurse: (etong malupit..) e doc..naitapon ko na e...
Doc: habulin mo...

Naloka naman ako dun sa utos nya..so si nurse natarantang pumasok sa pinakaloob ng station.

Doc sa akin: Sige mam, bigay na lang sa nyo ung blood (hindi pa rin sya tumitingin sakin..)

Ako: Ok sige po.

Nung nasa elevator nako, tawa ako ng tawa! kung may multo lang sa loob ng elevator, hindi na sya mag-aabalang takutin ako dahil iisipin nya na baliw ako.

Ano ang moral lesson? Matuto magtanong sa mas nakakaalam. Hindi naman sa pagmamayabang naming mga medtech, pero alam mo na yun. :) Gawing by heart ang mga natutunan sa eskwelahan. At maging friendly sa mga mas nakakababa.

So yun lang naman ang nagpasaya ng mga araw namin.

xxx

As of 8:30am, tinanong ko ang may edad na trainee na un. Lumalabas na talagang pang Protime ang request ng patient kaya nya binigyan ng blue tube.

So 1 point kame, -2 points sya. hehe..

FREEMAN.

2009-03-09T23:45:00.002+08:00

1964-2009

Fighter.

Pinoy.

And was a part of my childhood.

TO HELL AND BACK

2009-03-05T23:22:00.001+08:00

Last week tinamaan ako ng isang matinding lagnat. Yun na ata ang pinakamatinding lagnat na na-experience ko. Since Friday night (partida nasa night duty pa ako nun), Feb. 27, dun na nagsimula ang pakikipagtunggali ng aking precious na immune system hanggang Mar 2 ng mga hapon.

Devil: Akin na kaluluwa mo nyehehe..
Ako: No way!
Devil: No way ka dyan! Wag mo kong artehan!
Ako: Whatever yaya! You're such a loser!

Ano nga ba ang natutunan ko? Una, uminom ng maraming tubig, pangalawa, sabayan ng analgesic ang antibiotic pag nilalagnat (para hindi umabot hanggang sa split ends ng hair mo ang lagnat mo), pangatlo, mother knows best pa din.

ZE VALENTINE DATE.

2009-02-15T23:47:00.007+08:00

Winner ang ze muzikal play na Zsazsa Zaturnnah itezh! Ditey kame nag celebrate ng aking beb nung nakaraang Valentimes Day sa CCP.

Sa aking pagkakaalam, pangalawang beses na ito nai-launch ang ze muzikal play. Nung una kong marinig na ginawa itong play (nabasa ko muna ang comic book mga 2 years ago, gift sa kin ng mga fwends ko kasabay ng original dvd na ze movie with Zsa Zsa Padilla, o diba hindi sila masyadong prepared at coordinated) napaisip lang ako kung pano nila maie-execute ang mga eksenang tulad ng giant frog, ang pag transform ni Ada into Zaturnnah, at ang pagsubo ng higanteng bato? Nang mapanood ko na, naisip ko, oo nga naman why not?! Possible yun. Naalala ko bigla ang maikli ngunit masayang theater days ko nung college.

Si Eula Valdez ang gumanap bilang Zsazsa Zaturnnah at si Tuxqs Rutaquio bilang si Ada. Kung titignan mo, hindi man nakuha ni Eula Valdez ang physical attributions (malaki at masculadang babae si Zsazsa) ni Zsazsa Zaturnnah, e nakuha naman nyang panindigan ang karakter na sya ay malaki at masculadang (at bungangerang) babae bilang Zsazsa Zaturnnah. Kaya hindi pangkaraniwang Eula Valdez ang makikita mo sa play kumpara sa tv. Winner na winner si Eula ateh! Hindi sa pagiging plastikera, tinalo nya ang mga pakyemeng artistang na nagso-song and dance number sa SOP at ASAP.

At si Didi! Putangina Didi! Si Didi ang BFF ni Ada slash Zsazsa. Si Didi ang nagrerepresinta ng bawat BFF natin na sulsolera, number #1 fan, totoo, maasahan, mapagkakatiwalaan at mapagpatawad.

Anyhus, lemme give you a little information on Zsazsa Zaturnnah:

Si Zsazsa Zaturnnah at si Ada ay iisa ngunit may mga pagkakaiba rin sila. Si Zsazsa ay obviously na superheroine na sumagip ng isang bayan mula sa manlulupig na Queen Femina and the Amazonitas, samantalang si Ada ay superbeklang parlolista na may kakayahang gumawa ng himala mula sa pinaghalong balat sa tinalupan na magmamaldita at magmamaasim pag nandyan si Dodong at may bestfriend na si Didi na ever supportive kay Ada slash Zsazsa all the way (at si Ada na nagtataglay ng dream role ng halos lahat ng bakla sa mundo!).

So ang Zsazsa Zaturnnah ze muzikal ay Victoria! Winner!

NOSEBLEED!

2009-01-12T23:16:00.003+08:00

Eto na ang papalit sa Cosmo Magazine ko!

So buy na! And make your life miserable on finding dat dam ninja!

UNANG UTOT SA 2009!

2009-01-01T20:52:00.003+08:00

Isang matamis na faalam sa nakalipas na 2008. Isang taon na naman ang nakalipas at existing pa rin ang blog ko.

Para sa aming mga health workers, hindi natutulog ang mga ~~pesteng~~ pasyente. So, nagmistulang zoo ang ER namin (with the background song ng "Welcome to the jungle"). Sa tingin ko naman wala masyadong naputukan sa min, putok ang ulo at stab wound lang naman. Ganun talaga, isipin ko na lang daw para sa bayan yon, kahit ang bayan hindi ako iniisip. Shelfish hmp.

Anyhus, mag-iisang taon na rin ako sa trabaho ko bilang slave. Mag-iisang taon na rin ako namumulat kung gaano ka-corrupt ang gobyerno natin. Taena kayo! hehe. Masasabi ko masaya pa rin ang taon ko. Naging mabait sa kin ang panahon kahit madalas akong magmaldita. Wala akong new year's resolution. Kase I believe na pwede kang magbago anytime na gusto mo. Hindi mo na kelangang intayin ang new year para baguhin ang hindi maganda.

Kaya totoo ang kasabihan ng "think positive", kung gugustuhin naman devah, whynat?!

Kasama ng aking isang latang SanMig Light...

HAPPY BAGONG TAON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT IS A HOLIDAY MIRACLE.

2008-12-24T20:45:00.002+08:00

Napapansin nyo ba pag malapit na ang Pasko, medyo humahaba ang pasensya ng tao? Madaling magpatawad, madaling makalimot. Pero, pagtapos ng holiday season, back to normal na, talo talo na.

xxx

May I rephrase naman ung last entry ko na hindi ko masyadong ma-feel ung excitement ang Christmas. Well, I'm starting to get the feeling of excitement. Excited in the sense na i get to give gifts na. For the past few Christmases, lagi akong wa andalu! Kasi lagi akong jobless pag malapit na ang Pasko! Hindi ko alam kung bakit, pero i thinki Nagkakataon na nagreresign ako ng mga bandang October. Ngayon, hindi ako jobless at may naipon naman ako para may pang shopping ako sa world trade bazaar.

Beb: beb, anong gift mo sa kin sa Pasko?

Ako: beb, hindi na ko maggift sayo this Christmas, kasi diba simula nang dumating ako sa buhay mo, nakumpleto ka na. Di ba I complete you? Kaya hindi na kita reregaluhan.

Beb: ang dami mong sinasabi..

So, it is better to give than to recieve..except kung bonus ang marerecieve mo, grab lang ng grab!

But the real sense of Christmas, kahit ano pang relihyon mo, kahit ano pang paniniwala mo, is to give love. And make love.

Kaya...

MERRY CHRISTMAS MGA CHEVERLOU!!!

WAITING IN VAIN

2008-12-12T01:20:00.006+08:00

Wait mode ako ngayon. Pesteng DSL (dial-up service lang). Dahil nakiusap ng maiigi ang pamangkin ko idownload ko naman ang mga kanta na nasa listahan nya, kaya eto, waiting vain ang beauty ko ngayon. Kaya naman naisipan ko na mag update ng blog ko habang nilalamok ako at tantanan ko na ang magbunot ng patay na buhoy o magtungkab ng dandruff sa anit.

Pagkatapos ng walong oras na kurachang trabaho, habang nasa jeep ako at pauwi, naisip ko na "Syet. Pasko na naman." Nararamdaman ko na ang hampas ng malamig na hangin kahit sa tanghali. Pero, personally, hindi ko masyadong ma-feel ung (hitad kang frostwire kaah! bakit awaiting sources??!!! gaah!!!) excitement pag Pasko. Ung excitement ba nung bata ako. Noon, excited akong magsimbang gabi dahil alam kong pag-uwi namin galing simbahan e may regalo ako mula kay "Santa Claus" (na talagang may suspetsa ako na nanay ko ay secretary ni Santa Claus! E parang sulat ng nanay ko ung mga nasa regalo ni Santa sa kin e!). Ang dami kong natatanggap na regalo noon kasi ako lang bata dito. Wala akong iniintindi basta ang importante magpaka good girl lang ako, ayus na.

Ngayon. Hindi na ako bata! Batang isip oo! Hindi na rin ako nagsisimbang gabi. Pasintabi po sa mga sagrado. Pero mas gugustuhin ko na lang matulog para makabawi ng lakas para sa trabaho bukas. Minsan naiisip ko pag pumipili ako ng regalo tuwing Pasko "hindi ba pwedeng moral support na lang ang gift ko?!". Si beb (btw, i'm back for good.) medyo bonggang bongga ang budget nya para sa mga inaanak nya. Inasar ko nga minsan, sabi ko "Friendly ka kasi e hehe.". Gusto ko rin magpa-relax ng hairlaloo, pero naisip ko baka ma-short naman ako sa budget ko for gifts. Sige tawad, hot oil na lang.

Sa balita naman, patayan, cha-cha chenes chenelar, holdapan, mga OA na pulitiko, pinoy na nagscam ng pekeng beauty pageant sa Pilipinas (nako ha, sana man lang kahit pang barangay beauty pageant gumawa sya para sa mga bilat na foreigner na un! O diba, Ms. Barangay Young International!). Kung papansinin mo, maliit na segment lang ang para sa magagandang balita kumpara sa mga hindi magagandang balita. Sabagay, dapat informed tayo sa mga nangyayari sa paligid natin. Pero minsan nakakaumay ang mga impormasyon e. Diba pwedeng gumawa naman tayo ng mga magagandang bagay para dumami ang mga magagandang balita? Or talaga bang It's Complicated tm na ang mundo?

Hay nako. Ayoko na mag-intay at alas dos na. Pinis or nat pinis pas yer peper! Tinatawag nako ng kama ko at namimiss na nya daw ako.

RIHANNA AND CHRIS BROWN CONCERT!

2008-11-18T21:52:00.023+08:00

Winner ang concert na itezh! Back-to-back Rihanna and Chris B rown concert!

Me and my older sister were there around 5:30pm and marami narin talagang tao. medyo mahirap humanap ng magandang pwesto para ma-appreciate mo ung stage and ung screen. well, talagang mas na-appreciate ko ung screen. sa silver ba naman ang tickets namin e! early bird tickets pa un..hindi kame masyadong excited!

The concert started by the two VJs from MTV Philippines (actually si VJ Ala lang know ko dun. Ala nga ba name nya? Anyways..). And may countdown pa! Anoveh Chris Brown and Rihanna bilisan nyo! hehe.

First was Chris Brown. My gulay! cute sya ha! i like him!

There were rumors na nag lip synch sya. feeling ko yes... on the third song. Pagbigyan nyo na. kayo kaya mag sing and dance, di ba kayo mapago nun? Pagbigyan nyo na rin ako. Love ko si Chris Brown e.

I must say na so sulit ang performance ni Chris Brown. Akalain mo, nag Michael Jackson's Thriller sya! But the crowd really went wild when he did the "Forever" song.

After his performance, bonggang bonggang fireworks show naman. Akala ko nga dun lalabas si Rihanna e. After naman ng bonggang bonggang fireworks, e bonggang bonggang gap naman. As in gap! Gap kung gap! With the capital j! Ano ba Global City! Ang sakit na ng lower extre mities ko (pakshet ano?! inday ikaw ba yan?!)

Pagkatapos naman ng mga 30 mins gap, lumabas na ang mataray na si Rihanna! "Hey Manilaaaa!!!" At nagmamaldita ang get-up! Kaloka! She started with a "bum bum bee dum dum dum didum dum.." Disturbia! And my gulay again! She really is sexy and maganda ha!

Her set includes Shut Up and Drive, Live Your Life, and short gap (we want more! we want more!), SOS, and hindi ko na matandaan ung iba, and of course, ang nagpasikat sa kanya, Unfaithful, and more. Medyo low bat narin ang mga tao nun. Either na-overwhelmed kay Chris Brown kaya napagod, and/or, ang tagal tagal ni Rihanna kaya napagod sa kaka-intay...

Her finale was Umbrella ella ella ella slash Cinderella (remix), duet with Chris Brown!!! And they look cute together ha! (Pero mas cute kame together ni Chris Brown! Joke lang ate Rihanna!)

Altogether, the back-to-back concert was a blast with the 70,000 people! Sana bumalik sila dito sa Hey Manilaaaa!!! Sulit ang ticket at pagod namin (which includes na nakatayo ka ng almost 6 hours, paghahanap ng taxi, gutom, uhaw.) But it was worth it. I luuv luuv them!

rihanna and chris brown in Cinderella.

epal ang mga daliring ito...

Pero, I'm wondering. I'm just wondering lang ha...

Nanoood kaya si Miss Ganda ng concert? hehe..

MY LOVE,

2008-10-27T21:08:00.004+08:00

It's almost 22 hours since I made that decision. Not knowing whether it's a good or bad move, for now. But I know it will help us to make better, or even right decisions in the future. Please don't get mad. I know I'm a selfish bitch, but please don't get mad because I'd get lost in this course.

You never treated me badly. I am a queen in your eyes. You are my knight in shining armor. You sweep my feet away. When I look in your brown eyes, I can see us together. When I feel your arms, I feel safe, envelopes me with your warmth. When I taste your lips, I get drowned with your unconditional love. When I smell you, I discover familiarity. And when I hear your heartbeat, I know it only beats for me, only for me.

And yet.

I don't know what I will be facing tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, now that you gave me that freedom that i was asking for.

So goodnight my love. Things will work out just fine.

Please forgive me.

PS. I love you.

PILLS

2008-10-16T13:42:00.002+08:00

- The Perishers ft. Sarah Mclachlan

I hope my smile can distract you
I hope my fists can fight for two
So it never has to show
And you’ll never know

I hope my love can blind you
I hope my arms can bind you
So you’ll never have to see
What we’ve grown to be

One may think we’re alright
But we need pills to sleep at night
We need lies to make it through the day
We’re not ok

One may think we’re doing fine
But if I had to lay it on the line
We’re losing ground with every passing day
We’re not ok

But that’s one thing
I would never
One thing I would never
That’s one thing
I would never say to you

ANG BONGGANG BONGGANG LOCKER!

2008-09-28T17:53:00.003+08:00

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HANAPIN MO KO...

2008-09-25T17:41:00.000+08:00

Totoo ang kasabihan na "Hindi mo mahahanap ang taong ayaw magpahanap.". kahit anong wish mo na sana lumitaw na sya sa paningin mo, e hindi mangyayari un. kahit magpaskil ka ng "MISSING" sa mga pader, kahanay ng mga daan daang "Itaas ang sweldo ng mga manggagawa, across the board!" sa isang post no bill na pader. unless ipa-blotter mo sya sa mga pulis. magpapakita lang sila kung kelan na sila handa, at, parang sa pelikula, kung kelan magtrip at magdesisyon ang tadahan (or ng director) na kelangan na sila pagtagpuin. "everything happens for a reason" whether you like it or like it.

haay, kalurki talaga..

I OFFICIALLY GAINED ANOTHER YEAR.

2008-09-21T23:51:00.003+08:00

Well..nabigyan na naman ako ng isang magandang taon.

This month, maraming magagandang bagay ang nangyari sa buhay ko.

Nandyan ang 1st time kong na-experience of San Miguel Octoberfest 120. kaloka ang octoberfest na itezh! buti na lang nandun ang ka-batch mate ko nung highschool sa Taritz! kundi wala kameng table!
Nang maging isa ako sa mga contestant sa Chef to Go! ang chef to go ay isang cooking show hosted by gwapong gwapong chef rob on QTV11. kalurki talaga! dahil un ang 1st appearance ko sa telebisyon! (maraming salamat sa ka-staff ni ronnel dahil ako pinili nya.) Natalo ako contest na un, pero ako ang may pinakamahabang tv exposure with gwapong gwapong chef rob! feeling winner parin!
Tumawag din sa kin ang Cosmomagazine, para ibalita na winner ako ng 2 tickets sa Cosmo Batch 69 party. pero pinagpalit ko ito sa isang raket na pagkakakitaan ko. kaya hindi ako umatend ng party sa makati.
Nakatanggap rin ako ng magandang balita mula sa Pathologist namin na next month na ang training (or externship) ko sa microbiology sa UP-PGH. sana matuloy na talaga...
At syempre ang birthday ko! na wala namang nakalimot na bumati sakin.

May mga realizations rin ako tulad ng:

When it rains, it pours.
Huwag hangarin ang lahat, hindi lang ikaw ang anak ng Diyos.
Ituloy ang pagiging mabait sa kapwa, lalo na sa mga katrabaho.
At matutong huwag inisin ang sarili, kahit nakakainis kasama ang katrabaho mo. isipin mo na lang, ham yan.

Kaloka man ang taong nakalipas, may nakakainis, may nakakatuwa, may masarap lasunin ng acetone, ang buhay ay parang gulong ng bike (bike talaga ha) minsan nasa itaas ka, minsan rin nasa ilalim ka (or pwedeng ang buhay ay parang sex narin, no? minsan makakarating ka sa paroroonan, minsan hindi rin. hehe).

Anu't anopaman, huwag natin kalimutan ang magpasalamat sa mga blessings na natanggap natin, at syempre, ang moral lesson sa ating everyday lives.

BAGYONG KAREN! PASOK!

2008-08-20T18:31:00.002+08:00

Lalo pang lumakas ang tropical storm na si Karen habang ito'y kumikilos sa bahagi ng Hilagang Luzon.

Ayon sa balita, ang bagyong Karen ay nasa kategorya na ng "typhoon" at itinaas na ng PAGASA ang tropical storm na ito sa signal #3 sa Cagayan at Isabela at nagbabanta parin ito sa hilangang Luzon. Nasa signal #2 naman ang mga lugar na Batanes Group of Islands, Calayan Group of Islands, Apayao, Kalinga, Mountain Province, Ifugao, Quirino, Northern Aurora at Nueva Vizcaya.

Ang taglay nitong lakas ng hanging ay umaabot ng 120 kph!

Si Karen ay kumikilos na Pakanluran sa bilis ng 22 kilometro bawat oras at masyadong napakalayo pa upang makaapekto sa alinmang bahagi ng bansa.

At ako ay kikilos na dahil ako ay may pasok pa!

SIGE I-TAGALOG MO!

2008-08-11T16:40:00.007+08:00

Sa bus, sa fx, even sa work, i hear these effin' tagalized songs!

Una, my ever favorite Umbrella by rihanna. the first time i heard this over radio, i was "Sinong hitad ang nagtagalize nyan??!!". Rihanna is one of my favorite foreign artists and i thought it was KC Concepcion revived (or tagalized) the song and it was really a turn-off to me, but after some research i had, i found out that this "Miss Ganda" is the culprit (buti na lang talaga hindi si KC..). then after hearing "Ulan ulan eh eh eh", next on their playlist was "Low"...in bisaya! (bisaya ba or kapampangan? dunno and dont care) by DJ Sundalong Bata (Soulja Boy, ikaw ba yan?!) im not really a fan of that song but...hutangnaloob!

And there's this TOP 3 TAGALIZED SONGS EVAH! my gulay!

1. Law-law (Low) - DJ Sundalong Bata and Miss Ganda
2. Lampa (Clumsy) - DJ Sundaling Bata and Miss Ganda
3. Payong (Umbrella) - Miss Ganda

and then there are:

> Binibining Ganda (Beautiful Girls)
> Sundalong Bata (Crank That)
> Isisi Mo Sa Akin (Sorry, Blame It On Me)
> Lampa (Ika'y Mag-Ingat) (Clumsy)
> Sa 'Yo ( With You)
> Sugat sa Puso (Bleeding Love)
> Wag Mong Pigilan (Awit ng Tugtugan) (Don't Stop the Music)

Ugh. What's next? I Hate that I love You So by Rihanna and Ne-Yo? Or try nyo namang itagalog any famous songs by Mariah Carey or by Madonna or Beyonce or even by Thalia! para itong epidemya sa radio! actually sa iilang radio stations lang naman hehe..

Im proud of being a Filipino, pero minsan may mga bagay na ginagawa ang mga pinoy na hindi na nakakatuwa. pramis.

Ok fine. bakit may mga soap operas / anime na tinagalog naman? (specifically mexican and korean soap ops, which is uso talaga) at bakit hindi ako naiirita sa kanila at parang kina Miss Ganda at Sundalong Bata lang ako najijiritate? Diskriminasyon ba ito? hindi po. why? because i find them...very amusing. the way they move their lips na hindi sumasabay sa dub (especially the mexicans, it's like they're so passionate the way they talk and for koreans, wala lang nakakatuwa lang din sila tingan habang umaarte, muka silang real-time anime hehe). but remember GMA's tagalized english movies? nakakatuwa ba? hindi diba...

Ok fine number 2. freedom of speech or artist's expression eklavu. sabihin nyo na rin na nangungutya ako ng mga pinoy artists at isa rin akong sa mga daan daang Pilipino na may ugaling crabmentality or napaka-unpatriotic ko naman. or whatever! i love music so much. and i was even a frustrated guitarist. hindi rin ako nagpapaka-unpinoy. dahil maraming pinoy artist ang talagang pang world class ang quality. i love Parokya ni Edgar's Boys Do Falling In Love and Michael V.'s hilarious translated tagalized songs. and it's ok for me to play them over and over inside my head or even sing with their songs. but "di ka na mababasa ng ulan di na di na eh eh eh.." puh-leeze!

Sa dinami ng sinabi ko. it all boils down na hindi ko lang talaga sila gusto. kaumay sila hehe. and the good thing is that they don't air over my fave radio stations. and good thing also, i always bring my MP3 player with me.

IF A MANTS WANTS YOU

2008-07-31T13:18:00.004+08:00

by: Salma Rumman

If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.

If he doesn’t want you, nothing can make him stay.

Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior.

Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.

Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that’s not meant to be.

Slower is better.

Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy.

If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can’t "be friends."

A friend wouldn’t mistreat a friend.

Don’t settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is.

Don’t stay because you think "it will get better." You’ll be mad at yourself

a year later for staying when things are not better.

The only person you can control in a relationship is you.

Avoid men who’ve got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women.

He didn’t marry them when he got them pregnant,

Why would he treat you any differently?

Always have your own set of friends separate from his.

Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you.

If something bothers you, speak up.

Never let a man know everything. He will use it against you later.

You cannot change a man’s behavior. Change comes from within.

Don’t EVER make him feel he is more important than you are...even if he has more education or in a better job. Do not make him into a quasi-god.

He is a man, nothing more nothing less.

Never let a man define who you are.

Never borrow someone else’s man.

Oh Lord! If he cheated with you, he’ll cheat on you.

A man will only treat you the way you allow him to treat you.

All men are not dogs.

You should not be the one doing all the bending...compromise is a two-way street.

You need time to heal between relationships...There is nothing cute about baggage. Deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship.

You should never look for someone to complete you. A relationship consists of two whole individuals. Look for someone complimentary, not supplementary.

Dating is fun; even if he doesn’t turn out to be Mr. Right.

Make him miss you sometimes. When a man always know where you are, and you’re always readily available to him—he takes it for granted.

Don’t fully commit to a man who doesn’t give you everything that you need.

Keep him in your radar but get to know others.

***

i got this from Tonytoni's site (and from Boys's Night Out last night..I LOVE BOYS NIGHT OUT!!!)

NANG MAGPAHADA SI JERRY...AY SI JEREMY PALA.

2008-07-27T16:35:00.008+08:00

DEAR FRIEND JULY 27, 2008 EPISODE: WINNER!!!

This is the first time that i really enjoyed a tv show from GMA-7. fine. hindi ako kapuso. but this is not what this blog is all about.

To summarize, the episode (for those who wasn't able to watch) was about sa isang pamintang si eric (which reminds of my another best friend during our college days, na pinaghinalaan kong sya mismo ang letter sender). anyways, etong si pamintang eric (mark herras) ay may jowang bilat na si valerie (dunno her name). si valerie ay isang naive-naivang bilat na sobrang in-lavoo sa pamintang eric, na na-inlavoo naman sa pinsan ni valerie na suuper yummy, delicioso, de kalidad at muy bien na nagngangalang jerry...ay jeremy pala (paolo contis), na may friend na pangalang vince (dunno his name too) na obvious na kinikilig habang nagttaping sila sa isang gay bar with paolo contis (at walang ka-effort effort umarte! parang natural lang!). and oh, btw, eric is a basketball player (go team bading!), na may isang insekyorang teammate na si alex na nagvideo habang nagmmoment si eric and jeremy sa same gay bar (in the first place bakit nandun ang isang pamintang insekyorang un?!) na nagmaganda at sinend ang video kay valerie via bluechut in front of our nagmamakaawang kagandahan at bidang si eric! na eventually naghiwalay rin sila (mga baklang toh, gusto pa ng eksena bago tumino!).

in this episode, syempre i have chosen some favorite scenes (too bad, wala pa sya sa youtube):

- nang sinundo ni eric si valerie sa bahay nila, wearing miniskirt at sabay labas sa eksena ang super sarap na si jeremy.
pansinin ang facial expression ni eric. sa isip nya "OWHEMGEEH..." {drool}

- nang hinatid ni jerry..ay jeremy po pala, si eric sa house nila after mag more talak si mudra (na may memory gap) ay nakitaan ni jeremy ng gay magazine si eric underneath his pillows!
take note, ang kwarto ni eric ay mhin na mhin talaga! winner talaga itong eksenang itoh!!! ding ding ding ding!!!!

- nang nagseselos-selosan si eric kay vince sa isang gay bar, at sinukahan nya si vince!
para-paraan! para maihatid nanaman ang prinsesa at makapag-moment!

- ung mga moment nila eric and jeremy especially nung naglalaro sila ng bonggang bonggang basketball na ganadong ganado si eric maglaro. and nung matutulog na sila sa kama.
aay! spooning ito!!!

- nung mahuli sila ni bilat! at biglang natauhan ang dalawang bakla!para silang nagising mula sa time space warp!

- nang mag-date sina valerie at eric. sabi ni valerie "alam mo, nowadays, hindi mo na malaman kung sino ang straight at kung sino ang hindi."
kayo lang un. hindi ako kasama dun!
ok, hindi ako singurado sa exact line nya. basta na un ung point!

- nang nagseselosan selosan, arti-artihan si eric (habang gumagawa ng assignment ay mega taboy kay valerie! bastos!) kay jeremy, in front of valerie. dahil pupunta si jeremy sa "bar" at imi-meet ang kanyang "friend" which is si vince lang pala.
pansinin, nung magbbye na si vince kay jeremy, ang tagal nilang magka-hawak ng kamay! it was like more than 5 secs un. isa pang para-paraan si vince e!

- nang umamin si eric sa kanyang mudra na "i'm gay."
bakla ka, sana tinagalog mo na lang!
"mama, sirena akech!"

sa kwentong ito, marami naman tayong kapupulutan ng aral.

una: ate jolens, it is true that girls are always the last people to know. naive kasi kayo. matuto maging observant. marami akong nakikita na mag-jowa where si gf super inlove kay bf na obvious na bonggang bonggang closeta naman. pero hindi ko sinusulat ito para sirain ang nabubulag nyong pagtingin sa bf nyo. what i'm saying is: yun na!

pangalawa: kuya marvin, inferness! nagustuhan namin ang payo mo! kahit puro sexuality ang narinig ko sayo. joke! oo nga naman, mga parents, hindi po sakit ang pagiging bading (kahit maraming naglilipana sa panahon ngayon..). nangyayari ito sa totoong buhay. napagdadaan ito ng kahit sino, mapa lesbiana man. at hindi nila kailangan ng sermon o pagtataboy nyo. nor they don't need to meet your expectations. what they need is your simple understanding. at walang halong preservatives (or NAPA!).

pangatlo: mataas talaga ang rating ng isang tv show pag puro kabadingan ang topic o guest.

and pang-apat: bongga ka 'day! kahit anong sabihin pa nila dude pare, bro, wag maghahamon ng suntukan kapag naipit sa isang kumprontasyon. walang pakelaman! sampalan na lang! or bilisan mag isip, mag-adlib ng isang bonggang bonggang linya mula sa isang sikat at madramang pelikula, example: "Ding! Ang bato!!!" or "Hayop...Hayuuup...Hayuuupppp!" or "Walang himala! Ang himala ay nasa puso ng tao! Nasa puso nating lahat!".
ampota naman!

meron lang akong tanong: bakit hindi makuha-kuha ng malditang ina ni eric ng tama ang pangalan ni jeremy??!!
"jeremy ang pangalan koh! at hindi jerry! ako si jeremy jeremy jeremy!!! maldita kah!"

I-BLACKLE MO!

2008-06-03T21:39:00.008+08:00

Sorry naman kung late nnaman ako.

May nakapag chismis sakin na may existing search engine as Blackle. at according sa chismis, you can save energy. even is small steps, it can help you. lalo na sa panahon ng krisis ngayon kelangan magtipid.

Of course, there's is still no concrete evidence or scientific study and i believe that this is under debate pa--such as depending if you're using crt or lcd monitor.

And one of the reason why i've changed my background page color into black, because..wala lang nakakasilaw e, walang pakelamanan hehe.

OTHER FORMS NG ADIK.

2008-05-27T01:15:00.005+08:00

Kahit sino ma-afraid talaga sa kanya.

kinuha ko sa isang mall na malapit samin. na itago na lang natin sa pangalang SM Southmall.

Kasama pa ng ibang sirang upuan. Ginawa ng isang adik na kasamahan ko sa hospital. (actually, pwede syang upuan kung gusto mong kamutin ang pwet mo na hindi nahahalata..)

DA KOPI BUN. BOW!

2008-05-20T21:16:00.005+08:00

Para sa mga mahilig kumain and who haven't tasted Kopi Roti's famous Kopi bun, you're missing half of your life.

i remember the first time my BFF, ronnel, introduced me to kopi bun, mall of asia.

Ronnel: o girl, eto ung kopi bun na sinasabi ko sayo. ibigay mo 'to sa nanay mo, pasalubong ko kamo sa kanya. pero apat yan, tikman mo ung isa.

Ako: o sige, mya mya (naglalakad kasi kame)

Ronnel: ngayon na, habang mainit-init pa.

so, kumuha ako ng isang piraso mula sa sosyaling paper bag nila.

Ako: wow ang laki naman nito..

Ronnel: oo pwedeng good for two yan.

at kumagat ako ng pa-girl sa mainit-init na tinapay.

Ako: mmm..sarap..

Ako: mmm..sarap!

Ako: mmm..ang sarap bakla!

Ako: mmmmmmm!!!!! ang sarap!!! (nandun nako sa middle ng bun, which is the buttery part)

Ronnel: yuck ka bakla! para kang nag-oorgasm!

Ako: gaga! hindi naman ako ganon mag-orgasm noh! pero pramis ang sarap nito! lalo na ung mga gilid ng tinapay!

at iyon na ang simula ng relasyon ko sa kopi bun. na pinakilala ko rin kay beb, at nasarapan din sya.

ang kopi bun ay pwedeng good for two...kung magsshare ka. best when eaten warm, as in bagong luto ha. price is soo sulit na 40php as of today.

I LOVE THE WHOLE WORLD!

2008-05-18T15:40:00.004+08:00

EVREBODEH!!!

I love the mountains,
I love the clear blue skies,
I love big bridges,
I love when great whites fly
I love the whole world, And all its sights and sounds,
Boom dee odda, boom dee odda, Boom dee odda, boom dee odda
I love the oceans,
I love real dirty things,
I love to go fast,
I love Egyptian kings,
I love the whole world, And all its craziness.
Boom dee odda, ...
I love tornadoes,
I love arachnids,
I love hot magma,
I love the giant squids,
I love the whole world, It's such a brilliant place, Boom dee odda, boom dee odda...

xxx

Discovery Channel's new commercial

SHE, THE WONDERWOMAN.

2008-05-11T18:40:00.005+08:00

Noong teenager pa ako, nasa peak ako ng uhmm...let's say...pagiging "friendly" ko. fine! pala-barkada ako noon, i came home late, like mga 10pm, where my class ended around 5pm. nasan ba ako nung mga time na yun? nasa inuman. yup. isang dalagang filipina nasa bahay ng barkada, nakikipag inuman! gin, empi, tanduay..pero may chaser naman ha..this continued till i was in college. college naman was freedom. dun naman, from gin, i switched to beer. red horse, colt45, san mig light. haay...so ano naman ang connection nito sa mother's day? noon akala ko, walang nakakaintindi sa kin, kasi nasa stage ako ng pagiging "rebel". ewan ko kung bakit ako nagrerebelde. siguro dahil, gusto ko maging "independent". independence from curfew hours, more booze, more so-called friends, less study, less family time. but she would always tell me "saka mo ako maiinitndihan kapag may anak ka na rin."

nakakatawa nga and nakakaguilty rin at the same time. sa aming tatlong babaeng magkakapatid, being the youngest, sakin lang palagi nakatutok. kasi ako ung pinaka "mabait". kasi ako rin ung "authistic". kahit inaaway ko sya, lagi parin nya akong tinatawag at niyayaya para kumain. and sya parin ang nagpplantsa ng mga uniform ko. and sya parin ang nagpprepare ng baon ko.

pero nahirapan din ako. kasi nawala ko ung trust nya sakin. dahil mahilig nga akong gumala, i learned to tell lies. sasabihin ko nasa ganitong lugar lang ako, kasama ko mga classmates ko, pero nasa ganung lugar pala ako at kasama ko mga barkada ko. there came a point na hindi na nya ako pinapansin. so from there i learned how to tell secrets to her. ung mga tipong walang kwentang secrets para ma-regain ko lang ung trust nya sakin. para ma-redeem ko ung sarili ko.

pero eventually, telling secrets to my mom, became a habit narin. until maka-graduate ako, hanggang sa magka-trabaho ako, im confident telling things to her. like my plans, me and my bf's plans, nangyayari sa trabaho ko, sa mga lakad ko. mga reklamo ko sa buhay ko, kapag may inaaway ako, pati tungkol sa friendster at chatting kinukwento ko sa kanya. minsan nga pinapagalitan ko pa sya pag inuuna pa nya ung gagawin sa bahay kesa sa pagkain.

people around me sometimes, nasshock kung pano ko kausapin ang mom ko. madalas ko kasing lokohin si mommy tulad ng:
"ma, you're so kulit minsan."
"ma, ang pangit ng suot mo, sinong pumili nyan?" or
"ma, kung magbabalak kang maglayas, magpaalam ka muna sakin, para alam ko kung saan ka hahanapin ok?!"
"nako ma, pag ako umalis dito sa pilipinas, kala mo, hahanap-hanapin mo rin ako!"

ganun kasi ung klase ng bond namin ni ma. naging totoo ako sa sarili ko lalo na pagkaharap ko sya. actually, ayaw nga nya akong ipakasal, kahit super ok sila ni beb. live-in lang muna daw, saka nalang kami magpakasal. para if in case na magbago mga isip namin, madaling kami umuwi sa mga kanya-kanyang pamilya. it may seem unconventional, pero ganun sya ka-protective sakin.

sa mga napagdaanan ko, especially sa pagiging teenager ko (lalo na pag alam kong hindi nya type ung bf na pinapakilala ko sa kanya) i must say, wala ako sa lugar ko ngayon kung hindi dahil sa kanya.

kaya sa mga kabataang nagrerebelde, ok lang yan. but when you grow up, dun nyo marerealize ung importance nila. kapag wala na sila sa tabi nyo. learn how to appreciate kahit little things na nagawa nila sayo. mula sa pagturo ng pag-aayos ng gamit nyo, pag-aayos ng buhok nyo, hanggang sa pag-aayos ng buhay nyo. kaya wag ka na magreklamo kung bakit siya ang naging nanay mo, dahil kung sino man ang may karakapatang magreklamo sa buhay, e sila lang un.

kaya namnamin ang bawat sandali habang nandyan ang mga taong mahal nyo.

hindi man ako naging isang magaling na estudyante, alam ko sa sarili ko na naging magaling (at schweet) akong anak.

at isang mahalagang aral ang naituro sa kin ni mader lily:

"wag kang manguguna sa pakikipag away, hayaan mo silang maguna, pero huwag na ikaw ang mauuna!"

BE IT ALL KNOWN: TO ALL LAS PIÑEROS

2008-04-30T23:40:00.004+08:00

TERESA PARK HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION (TPHA) SUCKS!!!

pareklamo lang ha...

Kaninang 11pm hinatid ako ng bf ko (naka-scooter kami) may gate na ang Teresa Park Vill. na "NO STICKER NO ENTRY". since part parin ng Friendship Route ang Teresa Park, we know na 12mn pa ang closing ng gate. so we were there:

bf ko: boss 11 pa lang

buset na guard: ay boss hanggang 10pm lang po tayo. and may sticker po ba kayo?

bf ko: eto sticker ng pilar (pilar village)

buset na guard: ay hindi po pwede yan, ung sticker po ng teresa dapat

bf ko: e magkano ba sticker na yan? pwede bang bumili na ngayon? (since most of the time dumadaan kami dun)

isang medyo buset na guard: ay opo pwedeng bumili ngayon! 200 pesos lang po!

ako: huwaat?! 200 pesos? kaliit-liit na lugar dalawang daan na? samantalang ang pilar singkwenta lang ang sticker ang laki-laking village! may built-in hologram ba yang sticker na yan?!

buset na guard: e hindi naman po kame ang nagpapa-implement nyan e blah blah blah

ako: e potangena alam ko un! ang samin lang bakit ang mahal naman masyado? (syempre hindi ako pwedeng mag-iinarte dun dahil ayaw na naming lumabas ng pilar village at magcommute noh!)

mya mya lang e may dumaan na tricycle na may lamang, i guess, 3-4 persons. ung isang babae, uminit ang ulo. kasi nga naman ora-orada mag implement ng pagsasara ng gate! at 10pm pa ang pagsasara! nagbigay lang ng isang oras na palugit sa pagsasara ng sm!

we don't care kung 10 years in the making ang sticker na yan. the problem is: hindi man lang nag-dissiminate ng notice ang TPHA na 10pm ang closing ng gate at 200php ang halaga ng ginituang ng sticker! isipin mo nga naman, sa dinami-dami ng dumadaan ng friendship route sa teresa park at kung lahat un ay sisingilin mo ng 200php e makakalikom sila ng libo-libo sa isang araw (including ung mga passing-through lang na hindi naman naka-tira sa las piñas) UNLESS ang gusto nilang mangyari ay wala ng dumadaan sa lugar nila. e papayag ba naman ang munisipyo ng las piñas nyan? pinabuksan nga ni Sen.Villar and Mayor Aguilar yan para bawas sa traffic ng las piñas tapos gusto nyong ipasara? mga adik ba kayo?

as for sa babaeng juminit ang headlalu, she was suggested by the flying monkeys of TPHA (aka mga buset na guards) na kausapin ang Prisidinti ng Humowners. e di ang mudra mo, may i know the namesung of the president! Si Gloria daw! (yang mga gloria na yan oh! talaga naman!!!) and naman! hindi maka-wait si mudra at gusto na nyang kausapin ang mahiwagang gloria. so pina-escort si mudra sa balay ng gloria.
and as for sa amin. sa kabutihang palad, pinadaan na rin kami ni medyo busit na guard, so hindi nako mejo busit sa kanya..slight na lang (pwede ba un? haha!)

pero im syuure...maraming magrereklamo sa kanila. bwahahahaha!

NOT YOU, CONCEITED!

2008-04-29T14:45:00.013+08:00

According sa urban dictionary is: self-centered, egoistic/egocentric, annoying, narcissist and so on and so forth..

example:

Sya: O, kamusta na? tagal na nating di nagkausap ah..
Ako: Eto, ok naman..pagod sa work. kagagaling ko lang sa 16 hr duty ko e..
Sya: aah..ako nga rin pagod palagi sa work e. i work 17 hrs a day (rili? trulily?) nakakapagod kasi i have to do this, do that (blah blah blah..) tapos nakakainis pa ung mga kasama ko..6 months na silang nagwowork sakin tapos hindi pa nila alam ung gagawin nila..kaazar lang..
Ako: aah ganun..
Sya: so, kamusta naman boyfriend mo? gaano na kayo katagal?
Ako: we're fine. 4 yrs na kame. matagal pa kasal noh..e kayo ng gf mo?
Sya: ah ok naman kame we've been together like forever grabeeh! azz in! 4 yrs na rin kame. kainis lang ung mga brothers and sisters niya..
Ako: bakit naman?
Sya: uhm..wala lang kasi pinipilit na nila ako pakasalan sister nila.
Ako: kaawa-awa naman. e bakit nga hindi pa kayo magpakasal?
Sya: well..she's from far faraway and balak kong sundan sya dun. pero right now, kelangan ko magconcentrate sa work.
Ako: kami naman--
Sya: but there's a promise..
Ako: --uh..ok..eyes back to him. hello! conceited!

Para syang may ADD e.

isa pang example:

click for a better view

but i believe he's gay.

nakaka-irate lang minsan. it's like im talking to Jack McFarland (of Will and Grace tv series, "ok..eyes back to me.").

weh kiber ba?! talkin about self promotion. haha!

"BABY OUT! BABY OUT!"

2008-04-24T00:31:00.004+08:00

Matagal ko ng napanood ito sa balita (sa tv naming de-pihit, channel 2 lang ang palabas at may nakasulat ng R.I.P. sa itaas ng screen) pero late lang talaga ako mag update ng blog ko. i was able to watch this in full on YouTube (san favaah?) isa lang ang say ko: Grabe. Grabe dahil na-carry nyang maipasok ang spray can sa pwet nya. oi, i have nothing against gay community nor call boys ha..wag kayong jijiera...

hindi ako natawa sa operating team ng nasabing ospital sa Cebu. natawa ako sa ginawa nya.. kung anong pumasok sa isip nya at pumayag syang ipasok ang mahabang spray can. and mind you ha, ang spray can un ay hindi tapered or parang bote. kahit canister sya, may kanto parin un noh...

e ano nga bang pakelam ko? pakelam ko ba kung trip nya maging exhibitionist o masokista sya?!

pero tanong ko lang: kamusta na kaya ung taong nagpasok ng spray can sa pwet nya? ano kaya naiisip nya? hehe..

o sige, to be fair naman sa pasyenteng un. e tanga rin ung operating team. sabagay, sa makabagong teknolohiya ba naman ngayon e. nasa code of ethics rin naman un e: confidentiality of the patient. and sabagay, kung ako rin ang nasa operating table na un diba..id even want them out of their profession (pero i swear, hindi ako magpapasok ng spray can sa anus ko noh..)

maaring na-stuck ung etits ng bf ko sa ngala-ngala ko. pero hindi nman ako siguro kelangang i-sedate nun noh. hmm.. pwede ring ma-stuck kame sa isa't isa while doing "it" dahil nagkaroon ako ng unknown hypermuscle contraction (ano daw?!)

anyways, sana maging aral ito sa lahat: wag gagawa ng katarantaduhan kung hindi kayang panindigan. ;P

PEYS OP: KEYS ME vs KEN LEE

2008-03-24T22:09:00.004+08:00

"Keys Me" by Alyssa Alano

or

"Ken Lee" by Valentina Hasan

v-neat the milke twalay or tulibu dibu douchoo ?

para sakin..parehong winner!!!

REGRETS.

2008-03-18T01:13:00.004+08:00

What do you want to know? My sex life with Mark? My guilt over crippling your damn leg? Stacy Warner on House MD

Regret means:
1. The things you have done in the past that you wish you had done differently.
2. The chances you wish you had taken.
3. The things you have done in the past that you wish you hadn't done.

Example:
I had few regrets in my life, but you were not one of them.
Sana pumayag na lang ako noon..e di natikman ko pa sya..
Potangenangsyet! hindi nako magpapakalasing ever!

Tao lamang ako. at normal naman sa atin ang magkamali. at sa personal experiences ko, masasabi kong wala akong pinagsisisihan. kung ano man ang maging desisyon, naging masaya ako. gaya ng madalas man akong umabsent sa mga duty ko during internship namin dahil kakatambay sa bahay ng barkada..e wala akong pinagsisisihan dun. pero may consequences. inabot ako ng 600 hours of make up duty! naman! pero naging ok lang sakin un. masaya naman ako nung umabsent ako. dinaan ko na lang sa pa-cute at drama ang mga make-up duties ko. diskarte lang ba. hehe..

seriously, may nagawa rin naman akong pagkakamali sa iba. pero sa tingin ko, hindi ko kelangang mega explain briefly for 10 points ang sarili ko. sabihin natin na for once naging selfish ako. pero hindi naman ako siguro magccome-up sa decision na un kung walang factor that makes me decide on such thing. example: kung ako'y babatuhin mo ng bato, babatuhin kita ng tinapay...na may palamang hollow blocks. joke! but it is not fair for people to judge me because yun lang nakita nila at yun lang alam nila. ang akala nila i did that just for fun or dahil bored lang ako. but believe me im not that eeviil (ows? di nga..) and people have their reasons. but i have no reason to redeem myself from someone. at vakheet pah??? because what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

getting inside the mind of a killer is either worth the trip or you end up dead.

SUMMER IT IS!!!

2008-03-17T02:04:00.006+08:00

puerto galera, march 2007

Deez eezz eet! Eto na ung feeling kapag summer na. ung feeling na kapag gumigising ako sa tanghali (which is my normal na gising), naririnig ko ung mga huni ng mga ibon sa labas ng bintana ko, ung tindi ng sikat ng araw na pumapasok sa loob ng kwarto ko, at ung mainit na hampas ng hangin sakin mula sa electric fan ko. at pag labas mo papuntang trabaho e nag-aabang sayo ang matinding init sa loob ng jeep at traffic (ung feeling na pinaghalong traffic at init?! amp tlaga!) kaya pag pasok ko sa lab e derecho sa aircon dahil bumubula ang kili-kili ko sa init! Eto rin ung feeling na naiinspire akong magdiet at mag work out dahil gusto kong bumalik sa lupa ng Puerto Galera. and this time...try ko lang mag two piece..why not?! ambisosyang bilat!!! kung may budget and time lang..boracay ang drama ko! totoong poor man's boracay ang gale'. weh kever naman! atleast nakalangoy ka sa beach noh! seriously, gusto ko ang summer...gaya ng gusto ko rin kapag umuulan. tamang maging imotera ba. mag-imot habang nakikinig ng Um-buh-rella-ella-ella by rihanna.

Anyhuus, malapit na ang holy week. bawal ang pork, bawal ang beef, bawal ang chicken. buti na lang kumakain din ako ng my gulay. pero un nga lang, sa holy week, may pasok kame (as if naman na may holiday sa hospital) pero ang masaklap dun...wala kameng double paysung naman! well..what do i expect pa nga ba? weeh...ayoko nang isipin un at baka topakin ako bigla. ang isipin ko na lang.. ham yan!

DAHIL MAY GLOBAL WARMING...

2008-03-10T01:09:00.003+08:00

EVERYBODY'S FREE (TO WEAR SUNSCREEN)
by Baz Luhrman

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’97
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be
it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by
scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable
than my own meandering
experience…I will dispense this advice now. Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not
understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.
But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and
recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before
you and how fabulous you really looked….You’re not as fat as you
imagine. Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as
effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing
bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that
never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm
on some idle Tuesday. Do one thing everyday that scares you. Sing. Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with
people who are reckless with yours. Floss. Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes
you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with
yourself. Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you
succeed in doing this, tell me how. Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements. Stretch. Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your
life…the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they
wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year
olds I know still don’t. Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone. Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children,maybe
you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky
chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary…what ever you do, don’t
congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your
choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s. Enjoy your body,
use it every way you can…don’t be afraid of it, or what other people
think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever
own.. Dance…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room. Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them. Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly. Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for
good. Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the
people most likely to stick with you in the future. Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few you
should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and
lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you
knew when you were young. Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live
in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel. Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will
philander, you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize
that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were
noble and children respected their elders. Respect your elders. Don’t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund,
maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one
might run out. Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will look 85. Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who
supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of
fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the
ugly parts and recycling it for more than
it’s worth. But trust me on the sunscreen…

PANGARAP KA NA LANG...

2008-03-09T23:17:00.000+08:00

bitter-bitteran talaga naman ako!!!

hindi ako nakapunta nung 1st concert nilang "Murder of Crows" dahil intern pa ko nun..ngayon naman..hindi na naman ako nakapunta..dahil walang anda lola moh! e pangarapin ko ba naman na sa VIP ako makaupo e! ung bang tipong pwede kong itapon ang sarili ko kay Brandon Boyd sabay sugod sakin ng mga naglalakihang bouncers!

wish ko naman talaga na magkaroon sila ng 3rd concert ditey! at pramis itaga mo sa malapad na noo ng katabi mo! pupunta ako! che!

LIFE OUTSIDE BLAG.

2008-02-27T00:19:00.002+08:00

Simula nang maiba ang aking environment of work, marami akong na-realize sa aking sarili. tulad ng:

1. mas gusto kong kausap ang mga mahihirap na pasyente kesa sa mayayaman. hindi dahil mahirap silang makaintindi, kundi dahil mas less ang stress. because i dont need to please them that hard. pero mind you, kahit ganyan sila at walang pambayad (or indigent), sila pa tong mga reklamador! makukulit sila dahil mahirap silang makaintindi pero aaminin ko, nakakatuwa! kasi narealize ko, kahit toxic na ko, e hindi parin mawawala ang ang sense of humor ko.

ako: nasan po ang pasyente?
sya (kamag-anak/kaibigan): nandun po..
ako: san dun? sa ER?
sya: ER?
ako: ung malaking kwarto sa may dulo.
sya: aah sa emergency room..opo nandun sya!

o! why not devah! ayaw ng ER gusto Emergency Room! he wants to be complete! ang shala!

2. mas naging matalino ako. dahil mas marami ang may sakit sa mahihirap kesa sa mga mayayaman. in that way, mas na-exposed ako sa iba't-ibang uri ng parasite, hitsura ng malapit ng ma-tegi na pasyente, ang mga placental tissues na naraspa dahil sa induced abortion, etc..at kung sino ung mga nagpapa-awa effect lang dahil gusto lang maka-discount. pero ang social services na namin ang bahala dun.

3. mas naging...bitch. o sosyal ako. sa government hospital ako pero bitch parin ang tawag sa kin ng bestfriend ko. sa field na to, kelangan matapang ka. bawal ang mahina ang puso at tuhod dito (at dapat matalas ang memory mo rin). pero siguraduhin mong nasa tamang lugar ka at kaya mong ipagtanggol ang sarili mo, dahil kung hindi e malamang lalamunin ka nila ng buhay or baka ipa-salvage ka nila pag labas mo ng hospital. sabi nga nung isa kong kasamahan "wala kaming puso dito, dugo meron!"

sa trabaho ko pa lang, e kinukonsumo na ang almost 40% ng life ko. the rest of 60% e ung beb ko, family, friends...and syempre sa tulog ko.

pero paano pa ako nakakapagblog? simple lang. insomniac na rin ako. pansinin mo nga o..anong oras ko na na-post itong entry na toh! and opchors naman may life rin naman ako! hectic lang ang sked ko sa work..pero hindi sa social life.

pag hindi ako nagbblog (dahil wala akong maisip i-blog) kadalasan ito ang ginagawa ako:

1. makipaglandian sa beb ko (at sa pusa kong si memeng at miun-miun at sa aso kong si chuchay pachuchut)
2. ang magkaroon ng maraming lupain/ari-arian…sa Sims 2.
3. pag-aralan ng maiigi ang Adobe Photoshop CS2.
4. manood ng House MD na dibide.
5. maghanap ng mararaket maliban sa pagtinda ng avon, longganisa at eload/autoload (”ms pa-eload nga.. ung sun”)
6. or manood ng tv at laitin ang mga teleseryeng walang kakwenta kwenta!

past 1am na..buti na lang at mahaba-haba ang itutulog ko bukas. sana lang talaga nandito ang beb ko para may katabi ako sa pagtulog ngayong malamig ang gabi heheheheh :P

HOUSE FAN AKO!!!

2008-02-17T22:55:00.008+08:00

Iilang tv series lang ang inaabangan ko: Will and Grace, CSI Las Vegas at House MD. Will and Grace had already ended their series i think last year (naka 8 seasons lang sila). ang CSI LV naman hanggang season 5 lang ang naabangan ko sa tv and, sad to say, tinamad na rin akong abangan ito.. pero ang House MD..ewan ko ba. siguro dahil nasa medical field ako at nakaka-relate ako sa mga diagnosis nya. ass talaga sya! he really is a one sick bastard. pero na-adik talaga ako sa tv series na to (kahit adik si House sa Vicodin!) and bumili na rin ako sa wakas ng season 4 nito (oo pati soundtrack niya parehong pirata binili ko kaya wag ka nalang maingay kay Edu dahil hindi ko sasabihin kung saang tiangge ko binili!)..at ginawan pa ako ng bestfriend ko ng logo ala House!
G.E. for my initials

actually nag sign up ako sa isang forum ng house ang http://www.house-boards.com (read mode lang ako) and gumawa rin ako ng compilation ng facts about House:

The opening theme is "Teardrop" by Massive Attack, although due to rights and licensing issues this music is not used for the show in the UK, Australia and New Zealand.
The building used for external shots of Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital is actually Princeton University's Frist Campus Center. It is named after the family of U.S. Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist.
Hugh Laurie auditioned for the role as Dr. Gregory House in a restroom in Namibia. He was rehearsing his role for the film The Flight of the Phoenix and claimed that the restroom was the only place with enough light.
Hugh Laurie's own father was a real doctor. Laurie commented that he feels bad that he's being paid more than his father was for pretending to do his job.
Hugh Laurie is English, despite Dr. House's Northeast-American accent. Laurie's American accent was convincing enough that when House producer/director Bryan Singer (unaware of Laurie's true nationality) saw his audition tape, Singer pointed to him as an example of a compelling American actor.
Dr. House is seen in many episodes wearing Nike Shox shoes, and listening to an iPod, which may be examples of product placement (Dr. Cuddy has an iPod Shuffle). He has also been seen playing a Gameboy Advance and a Nintendo DS. Games from the Metroid series seem to be his favorite.
The show's creator, David Shore, has said in an interview that the character of Dr. House is partly inspired by Sherlock Holmes. Among the characteristics the two characters share are their ability to come to rapid conclusions after the briefest examination of a client/patient, their drug use (cocaine for Holmes, Vicodin for House), and the fact that each character has only one real friend (Watson and Wilson, respectively), who connects the cerebral hero to human concerns.
Hugh Laurie often forgets that House is single. At the beginning of some scenes, his wedding ring is on his left hand, but usually by the end of the scene, it's back on his right.
Jesse Spencer's father and siblings are all doctors.
Jesse Spencer is Australian, from Melbourne. He played the role of William 'Billy' Kennedy in the Australian soap opera Neighbours for six years.
Writing by David Shore inspired by writings of Berton Roueche
The end credit animation for Bad Hat Harry Productions — "That's some bad hat, Harry" — is based on a minor scene in the film Jaws (note the shark fin in the background).
Many of the wings in the hospital (e.g., Cuyler Wing and Witherspoon Wing) are named after influential people in Princeton University's history.
Gregory House and Hugh Laurie were both born on June 11, 1959.
Wilson is meant to be a representation of Sherlock Holmes' side kick, Dr. Watson. Like Dr. Watson, Wilson has an affinity for the ladies. Both men have been married more than once. Wilson has had an affair with at least one patient.
And Jennifer Morisson and Jesse Spencer are real life couple.

siguro kung itinuloy ko lang ang duduktor, malamang ang kinuha ako ay Infectious Specialist.

sana sa season 4, kahit hindi na bumalik sina foreman, chase and cameron e maging ok naman ung new team niya.

haay...krass ko talaga sya...

PARA SA MGA DATELESS.

2008-02-10T23:41:00.000+08:00

Kung gusto mong matawa, join ka na sa:

Bring your mother, father, brother, sister (have you brushed your teeth?!) hehe..

para sa karagdagang kaalaman, pumindot lamang dito.

WEIRD STUFF YOU FIND ON eBAY

2008-01-29T01:16:00.000+08:00

Weird ~~schufeed~~ stuff i found on ebay. senyales ng taong walang magawa sa buhay hehe.

1. Amazing Presidential Pancake.

hulaan mo!! cute sya. but i wont bother to eat that. by accident daw ang pagkakaluto ng pancake na ito ayon sa owner. feeling ko hindi na nya kayang mag reproduce ng bagong "presidential pancake".

2. Cow urine
isaboy daw ito sa paligid ng bahay at dadating ang swerti sa buhay nyo. dahil lalayuan ka ng mga family and friends mo na sisingil sa mga utang mo. at siguraduhin na wag ilagay sa kusina dahil baka mapagkamalan itong patis.

3. Funeral Home Calculator

was never used by a dead person.

4. Dehydrated H2O

This auction is for one gallon of 100% natural dehydrated H2O. This is enough to makes thousands of gallons of drinking water!!! Just add water!!! Simply open the jug, pour into a container for 10 seconds and then fill the rest of the container with water (we recommend bottled water for best taste). It's that simple!!! And if you run out, no problem, just leave the jug open for 30 seconds and it refills itself!!! This is an invaluable item for traveling, camping, the races, etc. Get yours early!!! The price on this stuff is guaranteed to go up!!!! Once you try it you'll wonder how you got by without it for so long!!! ATTENTION: This product DOES NOT sterilize water. If you mix unclean or contaminated water with our product then you will end up with an unclean and contaminated final product not fit or safe to drink. ONLY ADD CLEAN TAP OR BOTTLED WATER!!!! Payment is due within 24 hrs. of auction's end. Non paying bidders will have claim filed with ebay and neg. feedback left. Please don't bid if you're not going to pay!!! Good luck and happy bidding!!!!

pano kung wala ng tubig? gudlak talaga!

and my peborit...

5. Penis Potato!

i wonder kung anong fertlizer ang ginamit sa kanya?

HEATH LEDGER, RIP.

2008-01-23T23:54:00.000+08:00

i wish i knew how to quit you.

crush ko lang talaga sya noon pa. nagulat ako habang nasa bus ako at napanood ko sa news sa tv na "natagpuang patay si heath ledger sa loob ng kanyang appartment". bigla akong napa "huwaat?!". napatingin sa kin ung babaeng katabi ko. kulang na lang sabihin nya "close kayo?!".

but i'll miss him in the movie industry.

GAYWAY

2008-01-18T16:11:00.000+08:00

aka lagusan ng mga bading

nung isang araw lang ay nagpunta kame ng 2 bestfriend kong bading sa gateway. it was my 2nd time na makapunta sa gateway at talagang napansin ko na "girl, ang dami talagang turkey at bekla talaga ditey sa gayway!". napaisip kame kung bakit nga ang daming bading sa nasabing mall. sabi ko "e logo pa lang beklang bekla na!" ;P

MAY KATANGAHAN DIN AKO, NOH?!

2008-01-16T22:09:00.000+08:00

today is my diy-oop. at kanina inasikaso ko ang requirements ko sa hospital at nagpunta sa isang kumpanyang kung saan affiliated ang aming clinic para makuha ko ang inaasam-asam at matamis na backpay. at itago na lang natin sila sa pangalang "Cablelink". nagpunta ako ng cablelink ng mga 4:30pm. pero bago ako umalis ng bahay, sinabihan na ako ng mommy ko na kelangang isurrender ang uniform (polo shirt lang na bulok at cheap na never ko nasuot) at id sabi sa clinic (dahil winarla ni mommy si ms. jenny ng accounting para lang makuha ko kagad ang anda ko, mommy knows best talaga hehe). pero sabi ko parang tinatamad ako itong dalhin. pano pag hindi kinuha? hassle naman un. anyhuus, mula sa hospital, dumerecho ako ng cablelink. mga nasa 45 mins ang byahe ko. pagdating ko don, ang shala ko pang hanapin sa guardan "si ms. jenny?". tinawagan ng guardan sa phone si ms. jenny at sinabi na nandito ang anak ng inang nagwarla sa kanya. binigyan ako ng visitor's pass at pinaakyat naman ako sa 3rd floor ng building. pag-akyat ko ng 3rd flr, sinalubong ako ni ms. jenny at tinanong kung ako si karen. hindi ako si karen! ako si gina for pedro's sake! sympre ako naman "yes mam." bumababa kame ng 2nd flr para pumunta ng HR dep't at pinuntahan ang isang babaeng hindi ko kilala. anakngtokwa naman! hinanap nya aga ang pesteng uniporme ko! sabi ko "huh?!" patay malisya effect ito. "sabi kasi sakin ID lang ang kelangan." sabi nya "kasi in-endorse ka sakin at kelangan mo daw isurrender ang uniform mo e hindi ka nman tumawag sakin bago ka pumunta dito. bakit alam ko bang inendorse ako sayo ng mga lecheng taga clinic na un? e di sana kung alam ko tinawagan kita diba?! "mam, kay ms. jenny kasi kame nagffollow up." singit naman ang jenny "e basta ang sinabi ko dalin nya ang id nya, hindi nyo naman sakin sinabi na kelangan pa lang daing ang uniform.." pwede bah?! manahimik kah?! imbyernacles pa rin ko sayo ha! hindi na ako makapag salita sa sobrang inis ko dahil ayun na oh! ang cheke! abot kamay na lang e! parang gusto kong hablutin ang cheke na un tumakbo palabas. pina-upo ako ni ms. i-dont-know-her-name at tinawagan ang clinic. sa kasamaang palad si dr. astong (not his real name) ang nakausap. so syempre hindi sya pumayag na i-release ang cheke ko. "maaam sorry hindi sila pumayag na irelease ang cheke mo, nasa clearance kasi un e" huwaat?! clearance? wais talaga yang mag-asawang may-ari na yan. "anong oras ba kayo nagsasara?" "5pm po." sabay tingin sa relo ko. past 4:30pm na. hindi ko kayang lumipad mula dito pauwi at pabalik. tinanong nya sakin kung saan ako umuuwi. sabi ko "sa las piñas pa" sagot nya "ako rin e.." wehanong pakelamkoh?! kadalasan, sa mga pagkakataong ganito, gusto kong magmaldita, pero kadalasan din, hindi ko magawa dahil una may kailangan pa ako sa kanila, pangalawa wala ako sa teritoryo ko, at pangatlo ayokong ma-eskandalo ang beauty ko. kaya huminahon nako, pero hindi ko nagawang magpaka-plastik na ok lang sakin ito. instead, i showed her that i was really pissed off. sabi ko na lang sa knya, sige babalik na lang ako bukas.
paglabas ko ng building, una kong hinanap ay tindahan at buti nman at meron sa tapat para makabili ng yosi. habang naghhithit-buga ako, narerealize ko naman na mali ko talaga. dahil sa kaartehan ko, ayan ang napapala ko. feeling ko kasi hindi nila kukunin sakin ung pesteng uniform na un. gusto ko pa ngang butasin ang kili-kili ng uniform na un para makaganti. naisip ko e what if hindi nakausap ng mommy ko ang taga clinic? paano ko malalaman na kelangang isurrender ang uniform na un?! pero ganun talaga e..may ilang bagay talaga na kelangan mong panindigan lalo na pag alam mong mali mo. which makes us stronger and..wiser. and minsan, fortune teller.

at sa mga pangyayaring katulad ng ganito, masarap lumafang sa mcdo ng cheeseburger, fries, mc nuggets at sopdringks.

anyway, tomorrow's another day at sisiguraduhin ko makukuha ko ang cheke ko nang makapag-move on nako.

BUHAY PA NAMAN AKO.

2008-01-09T22:31:00.000+08:00

January 3, 2008 nagstart ang official 1st day of work ko. and as of now..buhay pa naman ako. at naisipan kong mag-update na ng blog ko.

as a professional health worker sa isang tertiary government hospital (naks..public ospital nalang!) marami-rami na rin akong na-eencounter na bloopers sa loob at labas ng ospital. tulad ng:

lalake: miss miss..san ang x-tray?
ako: ~~ah eh..tanong nyo po sa canteen.~~ sa may bandang ER po.

ako: anong pangalan ng pasyente?
pasyente: Albas, Chuvaness po
ako: anong middle name?
pasyente: ...
ako: ano ung gitnang apelyido mo?
pasyente: Albas po..
ako: hindi! ung gitna na apelyido mo?!
pasyente: G po!
ako: G ano?
pasyente: G for goat.
G for gaga

babae: miss tanong ko naman, ano ba itong screening fee na 1,800? uuwi na kasi kame.
ako: ah iyan po ung ginamit para i-screen ung dugong isinalin sa pasyente nyo. para sa malaria, aids, hepatitis at iba pa..
babae: e hindi naman namin pina-iscreen ung pasyente namin e..
ako: oo nga po hindi ung pasyente nyo ung inis-screen..kundi ung dugo mismo na isinalin sa kanya..2 bag po iyon, 900 per bag po kase.
babae: e ang mahal naman miss..
ako: nakausap naman po kayo malamang ng taga-blood bank bago sya salinan e.
babae: e oo nga..ang mahal naman nun..bakit pa kame sinisingil ng isang libo?
ako: e ganun po talaga e..kung gusto nyo kausapin nyo na lang po ung taga blood bank bukas ng alas otso ng umaga
babae: e uuwi na kme e..e bakit naman kase kme sinisingil ng isang libo..wala naman kameng pera..
kame (3 na kame nyan):e kase nga po sinalinan nga po sya ng dugo, sinabihan naman po kayo nun malamang diba na 900 per bag ang screening fee..
umeksena ang kasama nya: ah so 900 plus 900..1,800! korek ka jan!!!
babae: ah oo 900 plus 900 e 1,800! oo!

eto naman experience ni mommy sa isang botika (walang halong kabarebruhan ito ha pramis):

mommy: miss, pabili nga ng tempra para sa bata
umalis, tapos bumalik kagad ang tindera.
tindera: e ilang milligrams po ba?
mommy: ilan ba ang klase ng tempra mo?
tindera: dalawa po
mommy: o bigyan mo ko nung sa pambata
tindera: e for kids po kase ung meron kame e
mommy: kaya nga?! ano ba sa tagalog ng for kids?!
hindi alam ni mommy kung tatambling sya o ma-hhigh blood sa tindera!

pasyente: miss kunin ko lang resulta ko
ako: resibo?
pasyente: eto po
ako: o eto resulta mo..
pasyente: e miss..kanino ko po ibibigay ito?
ako: ~~ibigay mo sa pulis.~~ e di sa duktor mo syempre.

xxx
hindi sa minamaliit ko kung hindi sila nakapag tapos ng pag-aaral o kung no read no write pa sila or baka kinakabahan o natataranta lang sila pag kausap kame. natatawa at natutuwa lang ako sa mga pilipinong sadyang...makukulit talaga! sabi nga sakin ng isang officer sa hospital nung final interview ko "...habaan ang pisi." e sir..nasa ortigas na nga ung pisi simula nung nagtraining ako dito hehe.

pero nako! wag nyo sakin gagawin ito sa labas ng trabaho ko! dahil putol na ang pisi sa oras na nag-time out ako sa bundy clock at magwawarla talaga ako hehe! :P

SHOUTIN' TO 2008!!!!

2007-12-31T21:46:00.000+08:00

Ilang oras na lang at 2008 na. and everbody's really busy in preparing for welcoming the new year. si mommy nagluluto ng fried chicken, si ate nagpprepare ng dinner table, si daddy nagbbarbecue, ung dalawa kong pamangkin, pinatutulog namin, ngayon gising na. ako..eto nagbblog hehe. nagluto na ko ng "Holiday Mashed Potato" ko. every christmas and new year, un ung contribution ko. nothing special sa mashed potato ko, pero nasasarapan naman daw sila hehe..

grabe, new year na naman. and looking back..i should say..naging masaya naman ang new year ko. dahil so far, intact parin ang family and friends ko. pero para sa iba..hindi ko alam kung magiging masaya ba ang new year nila. dahil tuwing papasok ang january 2, they will remember the loss of their Man of the House. but i know it made them stronger.

this 2008..ewan ko, but i have this feeling na magiging maganda ang year na ito sa kin. bakit? ewan ko rin e. siguro kasi maganda ang vibes ko sa new work sa public hosp. sana lang talaga at wag akong topakin at magresign ako. pero sabi nman ni doc, konting tiis lang atleast i have something to look forward to. ang magakaroon ng item sa isang government institution. higher salary rate and benefits (ie. hazard pay, allowance, etc..). at ang seminar ko sa microbiology sa ospital ng makati.

para sa aking mahal, ang pagpasok ng 2008 ay parang crossroad sa kanya. under some circumstances sa buhay natin, may iggive up talaga tayo. and that we should be really wise in choosing our paths.

para sa iba, lalo na ang mga tao/tindera ng mga paputok sa bocaue, bulacan na naapektuhan ng sunog..e parang hindi ata magiging ok ang new year nila. e naknampootcha! sino bang gago ang nagtapon ng yosi sa lugar na yon?! (according sa pulis report ha..) sana sa dila na lang niya pinatay ung yosi nya! hahahaha!!!! pati rin ang mga batang maagang naputukan..para namang walang pagbabago dun..

at para sa lahat...siguraduhing kumpleto ang mga daliri sa pagapasok ng bagong taon!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.

2007-12-21T15:39:00.000+08:00

MANG-USISA NG MAIIGI.

kung sa orig na Nokia N95, you can buy this at around 25k up.

pero kung sa Nokla N95, mabibili mo lang ito sa tumataginting na mga 6k! amp naman!

actually, nung nag divisoria kame nung nakaraan..nagulat talaga ako na meron pala talagang nag-eexist na fake or clone na Nokia Nseries.

fyi lang naman po..hindi pa na-rerelease ang iPhone ditey sa pinas! exclusive pa rin ang iPhone sa AT&T sa isteyts. kaya kung ikaw ay may "iPhone" (iPhone-iPhone-an) well..churi hindi ka pa rin in.

kaya para sa mga nag-babalak..kung can't afford lately talaga, e magtiyaga muna kung anong meron ka. at mahirap nang mapahiya pa hehe..

HAPI BERTDI BENNALOU!!!

2007-12-20T10:39:00.000+08:00

Last monday (12/17/07) we celebrated bennalou jugadora's videoke party. ewan ko ba sa baklang yan kung bakit hindi masyadong alanganin ang bday nya at saktong monday pa sya nagcelebrate. well bisita lang naman akezh at walang karapatang mag-inarte at makikikain lang naman ako makikikanta hehe. joke lang bakla. anniv daw nila ni mahal kinabukasan. si mahal ay model ng smart link kaya hindi na masyadong maalat ang dagat. hehe..

------> sya ung celebrant.

eto naman ang showbiz at plastikerang ngiti ni dr. rodj. opo mga frends..duktor sya. at feel na feel nya ang bracesh nya. at si lhala...parang natutulog lang at nagsleep walk na naman sya.

yoshi while singing "Pearly Shells". Ate guy' rendition.

and rodj while singing "Para sa'yo ang Laban na'to".Manny Pacquiao's rendition.

o diba parang wala kmeng mga kapitbahay.

wala akong shot na kumakanta dahil pangit daw ang "Total Eclipse of the Heart." sabi ni yoshi.

si lhala lang ang blurd sa pektur na ito. hmmm.... parang humabol lang sya noh?

pero masaya talaga ung bertdi ni bennalou. dahil may videoke!

Para sa mga nakakakilala sa celebrant at gustong bumili ng kalamay...magpost lang po kayo ng comment. para sa hindi nman..magpost na rin po kayo. :P

DAHIL MAY GLOBAL WARMING...

2007-12-13T17:20:00.006+08:00

SUNSCREEN
by Baz Luhrman

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’99
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be
it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by
scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable
than my own meandering
experience…I will dispense this advice now. Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not
understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.
But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and
recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before
you and how fabulous you really looked….You’re not as fat as you
imagine. Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as
effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing
bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that
never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm
on some idle Tuesday. Do one thing everyday that scares you. Sing. Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with
people who are reckless with yours. Floss. Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes
you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with
yourself. Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you
succeed in doing this, tell me how. Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements. Stretch. Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your
life…the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they
wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year
olds I know still don’t. Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone. Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children,maybe
you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky
chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary…what ever you do, don’t
congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your
choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s. Enjoy your body,
use it every way you can…don’t be afraid of it, or what other people
think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever
own.. Dance…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room. Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them. Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly. Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for
good. Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the
people most likely to stick with you in the future. Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few you
should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and
lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you
knew when you were young. Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live
in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel. Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will
philander, you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize
that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were
noble and children respected their elders. Respect your elders. Don’t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund,
maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one
might run out. Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will look 85. Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who
supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of
fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the
ugly parts and recycling it for more than
it’s worth. But trust me on the sunscreen…

SIMS ADIK AKO!!!

2007-12-09T15:46:00.000+08:00

Aminado akong Sims addict ako simula pa nung college ako hanggang ngayong may Sims 2 na. latest expansion that i bought is "Sims 2 Seasons". nakakatuwa kasi umuulan na sa wakas sa neighborhood. isa lang ang wala pa kong expansion and that is Sims 2 Pets. kasi meron na mga pamangkin ko nun sa gba nila. so pati gba nila nilalaro ko din minsan hehehe. pati rin sila na nagsisimula nang ma-adik sa sims 2 simula nang pinayagan kong laruin nila un hahaha!

YOUR "MAN" FOR ALL...uhm..

2007-12-07T22:41:00.000+08:00

For we all know si Manny Pacquiao ay isang:

1. WORLD CHAMPION BOXER

actually, pwede nyang i-umpog ang ulo mo sa braso nya.

2. SINGER

bumili ka ba ng album nya?

3. ASPIRING POLITICIAN

too bad hanggang aspiring na lang..hehe

4. at ARTISTA (slash ACTION STAR)

(from Anak ng Kumander)

dito ako naloka! azz in!!!
tignan mo naman ang fez ni ara mina sa pic na yan! parang nakakain ng hilaw na manggang kalabaw!

MARAMING SALAMATS!!!

2007-12-02T22:00:00.000+08:00

Maraming salamat sa greenpinoy for having me as their Website ng Pilipinong Makulit of the Month!

Nakakatuwang isipin dahil inaabangan ko palagi ang makulit na website of the month ng gp. at sa buwang ito, ako pala ang napili niya! pamaskong handog na ito sa kin!

Mga 20 minutes ago (after ko malaman ko ang surprise sakin ni gp) iilang bagay lang aking natutunan..

Una: kahit nasa kalagitnaan tayo ng krisis (adik kasi yang sina Trillanes and friends e..) we still smile and "make fun" on some situations we see and hear (and smell) sa paligid natin. parang laging may katawa-tawa pa din despite sa mga ngyayari (akalain mong pilit mag-check in ang tangke sa loob ng manila pen!). at masarap silang i-share sa ibang tao devah!

Second: masaya maging makulit! nakakabawas ng problema! ang mga serious dinadala yan sa hospital!

At Third: ngayon ko lang na-realize na it's been a looong time since mabigyan ako ng award. (maliban sa pang-aaward sakin ng mga magulang ko kapag hinahating gabi ako ng uwi, ibang usapan na un!). hindi ko expected talaga itezh, my gulay!

Kaya maraming salamat talaga greenpinoy! im so tats talaga! hindi ako maka-get over! :P

MOCHA (The Pussy-kal Dolls of the Phils.)

2007-12-02T00:39:00.000+08:00

Hindi ko alam kung paano ko sisimulan ang entry na to. but ill try my best.

Multi-lingual pala ang song na "Patcha" kaya pala hindi ko maintindihan. Nung nakasakay kame sa loob ng fx ng bf ko, pinatugtog ang kantang "Patcha" (at talagang nilakasan pa ng fx driver ang sounds). natatawa talaga ako sa kantang ito (alam ko more to come pa..) habang pinakikinggan ko ng maiigi ang kanta, sabi ko sa sarili ko "parang Pussycat Dolls of the Philippines?". nang matapos ang kanta (habang ako'y nagcconcentrate na hindi ko sya maging LSS) sabi ng dj "And that was "Patcha" carrier single by Mocha! The Pussycat Dolls of the Phlippines!" AMPOTAENA! bigla akong naubo! sinagot nya ang tanong ko!!! hindi ko alam kung ako lang ba or mawweirduhan ako sa mundo nung marinig ko un!

I have nothing against Mocha or their Patcha (whatever that means, the hell). Pero please naman! Spare Pussycat Dolls! half pinay na nga si Nicole Scherzinger e! hindi pa ba kayo natuwa?

Ayan tuloy, nagkaron ng solo album si Nicole.

MY CELEB LOOK-ALIKES (naks!)

2007-11-26T23:37:00.000+08:00

ang shala ko naman..pati si natalie imbruglia na aussie e napasama sa mga look-alikes ko hehe..

only at: http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/face-recognition.php

WHERE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS REST...

2007-11-22T11:55:00.000+08:00

Boeing 747-400

KLM Airline

Airbus A340

Boeing 777

SQ

SQ - with inflight TV and telecommunications

Canada Airline

Philippine Airline

hindi ko alam kung sa Pilipinas nga ito..pero natawa talaga ako!

DIG by INCUBUS

2007-11-20T12:16:00.000+08:00

We all have a weakness

But some of ours are easier to identify.

Look me in the eye

And ask for forgiveness;

We'll make a pact to never speak that word again

Yes you are my friend.

We all have something that digs at us,

At least we dig each other

So when weakness turns my ego up

I know you'll count on the me from yesterday

If I turn into another

Dig me up from under what is covering

The better part of me

Sing this song

Remind me that we'll always have each other

When everything else is gone.

We all have a sickness

That cleverly attaches and multiplies

No matter how hard we try.

We all have someone that digs at us,

At least we dig each other

So when sickness turns my ego up

I know you'll act as a clever medicine.

If I turn into another

Dig me up from under what is covering

The better part of me.

Sing this song!

Remind me that we'll always have each other

When everything else is gone.

Oh each other....

When everythingElse is gone.

WHY THERE COULDN'T BE A FIL-AM US PRESIDENT?

2007-11-17T12:04:00.001+08:00

I got this from David Letterman's Top Ten list. i really find really this funny. it is funny because it is true! may i remind to those filipinos who aren't over yet on the Desperate Housewives' "racism" line, i guess this topic isn't for you. have you seen the Family Guy? i mean come on! we just can't be ~~gullible~~ sensitive at all times. yeah, we all have our shortcomings (or palpak) but who should we blame?

anyways...

DAVID LETTERMAN'S TOP TEN REASONS WHY COULDN'T THERE BE A FILIPINO-AMERICAN US PRESIDENT

10. The White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended relatives.

9. There are not enough parking spaces at the White House for 2 Honda Civics,
2 Toyota Land Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas, a Mercedes Benz, a BMW and an MPV (My Pinoy Van)

8. Dignitaries generally are intimidated by eating with their fingers at state dinners.

7. There are too many dining rooms in the White House - where will they put the picture of the Last Supper?

6. The White House walls are not big enough to hold a pair of giant wooden spoon and fork.

5. Secret Service staff won't respond to "psst... psst".

4. Secret Service staff will not be comfortable driving the presidential car with a Holy Rosary hanging on the rear view mirror or the statue of the Santo Nino on the dashboard.

3. No budget allocation to purchase a karaoke machine for every room in the White House.

2. State dinners do not allow "Take Home".

AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY THERE COULDN'T BE A FILIPINO-AMERICAN US PRESIDENT IS...

1. Air Force One does not allow overweight Balikbayan Boxes!

THE FIRST EMO KID.

2007-11-15T16:11:00.000+08:00

blame it all to him!!! lol!

MANNY-ISMS

2007-11-14T17:24:00.000+08:00

INRITS YUR BOCABULARY

by Manny "Pacman" Pacquiaooo

TACTICS - tunog ng orasan

PAYT - laban para sa mga pinoy

TAYTOL - pamagat ng laban

JENGKEH - name ng dyowa nya

NO PEER - sponsor nya

MOTOR KID - pag ikot nya sa manila

CHECK IN - manok sa McDo

CORRUPT - pagsara ng mata

MURA LESS - nakalaban nya

WIT - timbang

WAWAWE - noon time show

DUET - gawin

L.A. - Leto Atsensya

QUOTES - tawag nya kay Freddie Roach

The Dangers of Ctrl+C (Copy Command) and Why

2007-11-12T14:02:00.000+08:00

This is a repost from my friend, BluZone, thanks pare :P

xxx

The use of the copy command (Ctrl+C) can be useful in our everyday work, but sometimes, it can be harmful and most of all, it's not a very safe thing to do.

What happens next when Ctrl+C is pressed while surfing online...

We do copy various data (image codes, plain text, etc.) by this combination for pasting elsewhere.

This data is stored in the clipboard and can be accessed online by combinations of either Javascripts or ASP.

Try this:

1. Copy any text (including here)
2. Click this link here (WARNING: ENABLE YOUR POP-UP BLOCKER FOR THIS LINK)
3. You will see the copied text that has been accessed by this page.

Here's a word of advice: Do not copy ANY sensitive data (passwords, credit card numbers, etc.) in the clipboard while surfing online. It's extremely easy to extract the text stored from the clipboard to steal your sensitive information.

Pass this information to your friends very fast to save them from online frauds!!!!

This hack only works on Internet Explorer(IE).

To be safe surfing online, click here to download the latest version of Firefox. It's now faster, even more secure, totally customizable, and most of all, it's FREE.

xxxx

this kinda freaked me out because im not really a computer specialist by profession..anyway, buti na lang i use Mozilla when im home but we use IE sa work..hmm..*~~devil smile~~* hehe.

THE INTERVIEW.

2007-11-07T12:18:00.001+08:00

I had my interview kanina sa isang sikat na hospital dito sa lungsod ng las piñas. 9:30 am ang scheduled interview ko. akala ko late na ko kasi 9:30 nasa may perpetual help pa lang ako. ipinagdadasal ko na sana advance ang relo ko at late ang relo nila. hehe. i got there around 9:33 am ayon sa digital bundy clock nila. tinanong ko sa guard kung saan ko mahahanap si Mr. Simon. sabi nya sa 2nd floor daw, kanan. nagmadali ang hitad na umakyat ng stairs mantaining my poise syempre. pag-akyat ko ng 2nd floor..avah parang akong na-time space warp ngayon din! ang dami din mga hitad na aplikante! akala ko nasa call center ako, or kundi man nasa recruitment agency ako. pero napa-isip ako...imposibleng lahat ito ay mag-aaply ng medtech din. nagpa-check ako ng attendance. at buti naman..lahat sila ay nag-aaply ng nars. ako lang ang nag-iisang medtech. atleast alam kong go na ko sa hospital na itezh.

Inferness at imferview ha...ang tagal nming nag-intay, naman! kaya ang lola, nagpichur-pichur muna while sitting sa stairs. kiber ko sa kanila..im bored nuh! after like 30 mins, may isang lalakeng lumabas mula sa conference room

"Lahat ng applicants ng GRO este narsing pala, pasok na kayo."

So akezh ay nakatingin lang sa kanila.

"Ate, tara na daw.."

Hindi mo ba narinig? GRO este Narsing daw! Waitress ang inaplyan ko dito noh!

"Ay hindi ako nurse...medtech ako"

"Aah..medtech.."

Sige na humayo na kayo bago kita masaktan.

Nang sila ay nasa loob na ng conference room, sabi sakin ng lalake "Ikaw ba ung medtech? Sandali lang ha!"

Natural, sporadic ako e.

"Sige po!"

Mya mya lang ay lumabas din ang lalakeng iyon at tinawag ako. Sinesenyasang pumasok din ako

sa conference room.

Akala ko for exam na ang mga hitad..un pala ay panel interview! di bale keri ko 'to. stand up and introduce yourself ang lagay dito. buti na lang walang talent portion, wala kasi akong dalang props at hindi ako prepared.

"Good marning ebriwan, im Nunurka Dimalanta, i came from the island of Kokyomba. this is my second course and im a second courser. my first course was marketing. i took up narsing because i want to help the needy, the rich and the poor. the good, the bad and the ugly. and also i plan to go abroad. i thank you veyry mats!'

Lola mo.

Since ako ang huling pinapasok sa conference room, ako ang pinakahuling nag introduce myself. syempre kelangan talbugan ko ang mga hitad.

"Good morning, Im chuva chuva, you can call me Karen for short. and im applying for orderly este medical technology. im a board passer eklavu eklavech. im applying in your good institution so that i can broaden my skills and knowledge as a medical technologist and to improve myself as a person."

Actually, ayoko na ho sa employer ko ngayon..please tanggapin nyo na ko. pramis ko magpapakabait ako, hindi ako magpapasaway!

Panel: What do you say to the people of the world who have typecasted filipinos as nannies?

Akezh: I take no offence on being typecasted as a nanny. But i do take offence that the educated people of the world have somehow degraded the true sense and meaning of what a nanny is. let me tell you what she is. she is someone who gives more than she takes. She is someone you trust to look after the very people most precious to you--your child, the elderly, yourself. she is the one who has made a living out of caring and loving other people. so to those who have typecasted us as nannies, thank you. it is a testament to the loving and caring culture of the Filipino people. and for that, i am forever proud and grateful of my roots and culture.

I thank you, bow. O diba, pang ms. international!

Anyhoos..pinababalik ako don sa tomorrow. para chikahin ko nman ang chief med tech nila.

maliit nga lang ang sweldo compare sa clinic pero im syuure maganda naman ang experience..at sa credentials na din.

WHO'S GO TO DIE?

2007-11-05T13:28:00.000+08:00

I saw this sa isang ukay-ukay sa isang lungsod sa batangas:

Natakot ako..parang hostile ang dating ko kung susuotin ko ito...

AMPF! kill me now faks!

hmmm..peraps prince arthur who say this kind of sayings. peraps his musels are not cheered by the ladys.

I DON'T LIKE MONDAYS

2007-11-05T11:45:00.000+08:00

Tell me why?

Monday na naman, after a longest short vacation (ha?!). at wala pa si ms jenny gaga from accounting, absent daw. e kung hindi ba naman sya gaga, ang gaga nya magcompute ng lates ko. oo aminado ako, nahawa ako sa pagiging chronic late ko, pero naman! kakarampot na nga lang ang sinsuweldo ko, nakakalula na nga ung tax ko, mali pa computation nya. biruin mo nung nakaraang sweldo (october 15) imbes na 100php plus lang ang ikakaltas sa late ko, e nasa 300php plus ung nakaltas sa kin! e buti na lang napagtripan kong silipin ung time sheet ko. tapos ngyon dapat 104php lang ang kaltas ko, naging 150php! tinawagan ko ang gagang ms. jenny, kaso absent. sayang lunes pa naman.

"Hello gud morning po, pwede po bang makausap ang gagang taga-compute ng sweldo namin?"

"Ah, san ito?"

"Sa *beeeeeeep* po."

"Ah, sandali lang ah...ms. jinny tilipuno!"

"Sino daw?"

"Aah...sa ano sa...ung kina duktura na klinek.."

"Hello?"

"Hello ms. jenny? Si karen po ito sa *beeeeeeeeep*."

"Uhmm...baket?"

"Gusto ko lang pong ipalam sa inyo ang magandang balita na kayo ay nanalo ng scholarship sa dati nyo pong school kung saan kayo ay nagtapos ng kolehiyo. nais po kayong pabalikin ng inyong dean sa accounting 101. at dahil po dyan, kayo ay ginantimpalaan ng Texas Instruments ng pinaka-latest na model ng kanilang calculator. ito ay may artificial intelligence just in case na hindi mo magamit ang iyo. And i meant your brain, and not your boobies."

WELCOME ROTONDA

2007-11-03T23:58:00.002+08:00

Haay salamat at sa wakas na-update ko na din ang blog ko...late bloomer kasi ako ehehe. anyway, lemme introduce myself...

Ako si Karen. currently 24 years old. at kasalukuyang sumasakit ang aking kanang panga sa hindi ko malaman na rason. wag kang mag-isip ng marumi, at hindi iyon ang rason hehe. marami akong kinahihiligan. katulad ng photography at mag model..sa harap ng salamin. wala akong dslr, pero i make use of my SE cam phone. mahilig rin ako sa rock. hindi ung bato na pwede kong ipukpok sa ulo mo. kundi ung musika. i believe that im still stuck in the era of 90's rock. i dont know why, everytime i hear these kind of music, it's like it satisfies my sense of hearing. mahilig din akong kumanta...i know you know what comes next..hmp! mahilig din minsan ako mag complain. i dont know, complaining is fun hehe. in love din ako sa isang taong hindi ko alam kung paano nya ako nagawang mapamahal sa kanya. o devah!

if you really want to know more about me, ask my lawyer.

May Toyo Si Melanie Marquez! The Melanisms

2007-09-13T10:22:00.000+08:00

Ewan ko ba kung bakit ko napagtripan si Melanie Marquez ngyong araw na ito at sya ang napagdiskitihan kong i-blog ngyon. Pamosa talaga itong si madam melanie..former beauty queen, supermodel at ina. ina ng anim na anak! oh yes and look at the figure nman!

Pero ang blog na ito ay hindi tungkol sa buhay nya. kundi kung anong mga pamosong linya nya. The Melanisms. pero nabasa ko sa isang article na ung mga magagaling mag-english ba e meron ba silang title ng "Ms International"?. oo nga nman. so who are we judge her. besides, she is not a book..davah?!

"I coudn’t care a damn!"

"What’s your next class before this?"

"Can you repeat that for the 2nd time around once more?"

"Hello, my brother joey is out of town, would you like to wait?"

"Don’t touch me not!"

"You! you’re not a boy anymore! You’re a man anymore!"

"Hello? For a while. Please hang yourself."

"We are lovers. Not fighters"

"Why should I have a calling card? I’m not a call girl!"

"That's why I'm a success, it's because I don't middle in other people's lives."

"Don't judge my brother; he's not a book."

"I won't stoop down to my level."

"Hello? Bulag ka ba? Bingi ka ba? Are you dep?"

"Yung STD, baka sa maruming toilet lang niya nakuha yan."

"Eh, ikaw ba naman, durugin ang ari mo! Pag di ka naman manutok ng baril."

"We are lovers, not fighters."

"Kapatid ko pa rin siya. We are one and the same."

"I don't eat meat. I'm not a carnival."

"Eto na po ang pinakamaligayang pasko at manigong taon sa inyong lahat." (During her acceptance speech at a Metro Filmfest awards night where her bioflick, directed by her late father Temyong Marquez, won an award.)

"Sumasakit ang migraine ko."

"Ang tatay ko ang only living legend na buhay!"

"Period na talaga; wala nang exclamation point." (When asked on S-Files if her present husband, Adam Lawyer, is her Mr. Right.).

"That's why I'm a success. It's because I don't middle in other people's lives."

"I don't eat meat, I'm not a carnival."

"Oo nga", said Melanie,"pero I-Enlish-in ko para maintindihan niya." Then Melanie looked into the camera and, with the peremptoriness of royalty, she said, "And to you, Mrs Dee, I have two words for you. Ang labo mo!".

"Dont worry little angel, big angel is here".

He should be put behind bar". You can fool me once, you can fool me twice, you can fool me thrice, but you can never fool me four".

"Nikki, you're so galing. You should go to the states. You will sell hotcakes".

“They should talk behind the scene... (on Kris and Joey)

"Hindi ba kayo naawa sa kapatid ko... sa mga kwento nya? Di ba kayo na-PERSUAVE ng mga kwento niya? Hindi si Joey ang tipong mambubugbog ng babae... talaga lang malapit siya sa mga gulo... PRO-ACCIDENT kasi siya eh."

Boy Abunda: O melanie, paano na ang showbiz career mo ngayong magmo-Mormon ka na?
Melanie: Ah okay lang 'yon Boy, kasi matagal na rin akong SEMI-RETARDED.

"A man's success is a woman's behind."

"My husband was born on a silver spoon"

Ate Luds: Paano ka nag-susurvive sa mga trials mo?
Melanie: Alam mo Ate Ludz, you know, when you are alone, you really have to istep your foot...ah, forward!

"It's not my problem anymore. It's their problem anymore."

Melanie Marquez was accosted by a certain guy from a certain TV network. He shouted, "Hey bitch," upon which Melanie turned around and retorted, "Don't you ever, ever call me...hey!"

"Can you repeat that for the second time around once more from the top?"

"I keep my crown in the voltage."

"Well, I want to spend my holidays with my family most probably out of place. "

"Please watch HIRAM starring Aleck Baldwin (referring to Aleck Bovick) and myself. It's DIRECTOR by Romy Suzara." (While she was in Morning Girls With Kris and Korina)

"My answers have been prayered." (After giving birth, and an interview on The Buzz)

My Favorite Poem.

2007-06-28T06:33:00.000+08:00

Desiderata

Go placidly amid the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons.

Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even to the dull and the ignorant, they too have their story. Avoid loud and agressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit.

If you compare yourself to others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.

Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.

Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the the world is full of trickery. But let not this blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals, and everywhere life is full of heroism.

Be yourself. Especially do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as perennial as the grass. Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth.

Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.

Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

Therefore, be at peace with God, whatever you conceive him to be, and whatever your labours and aspirations in the noisy confusion of life, keep peace in your soul. With all it's sham drudgery and broken dreams; it is still a beautiful world.

Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.

Max Ehrmann, 1927